from green to black

parody

when i was young and cared little, i was happy.
but sad times came which made me unhappy.
i had the fortune of being comforted by good friends.
so i thought a little and decided that to be happier
i needed to have many friends, so i wanted to be popular.

when i was popular, i was happy.
but i realised that friends came and went real quickly.
they had lives to lead and places to go and that made me unhappy.
so i thought a little and decided that to be happier
i needed something with more permanence than friends,
so i decided that i wanted to become famous.

when i was famous (some say notorious), i was happy
but i realized that my friends who admired me
were also jealous of me and they did nasty things
because they wanted the same things as me,
and that made me unhappy.
so i thought a little and decided that to be happier
i needed to prevent nasty behavior from my friends
so i decided that i wanted to be respected.

when i was respected i was happy.
but i realized that friends keep away from you
when you have respect because they feel inferior.
and that made me unhappy.
so i decided i need to be miserable to have
friends come so that i'll be happy.

wait, how does misery make one happy?

i am still not happy!
now all i want is to be F**King miserable
to be comforted by some good friends.
and all that extra thinking has hardly made me happy

rofl rofl....

posted by green unseen @ 12:57 AM